TMS 2938: Duck Vader

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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It's Still A Crispy Pickle! Gettin' hiipoojiggy with it. Just in Time for Christmas with Monica. Old Man Yells At iClouds. Mcfurious johnson! Friggin' Fraggin' Vegas Guy. Her Lady Name. Goo Today, Gone Tommorrow. Van Full Of Swag. Michael Blue Blah Bley. What Cream of Soup is in Your Wallet? I Don't Like Mall Weeeeeeeeed. Simply Hating A Terrible Christmas Song. Take me to McDonald's! Mouth To Mouth With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Is your chimney ready for the fat guy in seven days? Too slim? Don't worry. He's finally on the Ozembic. Oh, oh, oh. Besides, the real gift is the giving of support to patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, it's still a crispy pickle. Getting hippo jiggy with it. Just in time for Christmas with Monica. Old man yells at eye clouds. McFurious Johnson. friggin' fraggin' vaguen Vegas guy
0:24.2	Her lady with it. Just in time for Christmas with Monica. Old man yells at eye clouds. McFurious Johnson.
0:22.5	Friggin' fraggin' Vegas guy. Her lady name. Goo today, gone tomorrow. Van full of swag.
0:28.8	Michael Blue Blah Blah Blay. What cream of soup is in your wallet? I don't like more wee? Simply
0:35.4	hating a terrible
0:37.5	Christmas song. Amen. Take me to McDonald's.
0:40.8	Mouth to mouth with Wendy and more on this episode
0:43.6	of the morning stream.
0:46.0	American women needed to be redirected
0:49.6	from opening cans of cream of mushroom soup and pouring it on top of
0:53.2	broccoli and boiled chicken.
0:54.9	My best qualities?
0:56.2	I own a timeshare.
1:05.1	The morning stream.
1:08.9	I am a multiverse agent.
1:20.2	Hello, everybody.
1:21.3	Welcome to TMS.
1:22.3	This is the morning stream for Thursday, December 18th, 2025.
1:26.3	Scott Johnson, here, Brian, a bit there. Good morning to you.
1:30.4	Yeah, man. Listen, Christmas is but seven days from today. That's right. One week, one earth
1:37.0	week from today. Yeah. It's going to be, you know, all the merriment and the whatnot. I hope we get
1:41.9	snow by then, but doesn't look like it. Me too. Yeah. Wind certainly didn't blow anything in, but...
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