TMS 2913: Parking on Virginia

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Gust of Pooh in the Eyes. Mighty Morphin' Gamer Chairs. Spider Melt, Spider Melt. Punching The Lower Hanging Fruits. Rub Some Sourdough on It! It's Just a Jump To The Left, Mister Bond. Playing hide the Unobtainium. Pumpkin Butthole. Really Pushing The P In Pooh! I Don't Like To Be Left Bloodieeeeeeeeeed! If I Could Blame Steve Jobs. Trauma Twinkie. Have a Michael MacDonald Halloween! Maple Beef with Canada. Metabolizing Grief with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Do you want the chicken or the fish?
0:01.9	Whatever you do, don't have the fish.
0:03.8	Have the Patreon sub at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:07.8	Coming up on the morning stream, gust of poo in the eyes.
0:11.0	Mighty Morphan gamer chairs.
0:13.0	Spider melt, spider melt.
0:15.1	Punching the lower hanging fruits.
0:17.1	Rub some sourdough on it.
0:18.4	It's just a jump to the left, Mr. Bond.
0:22.6	Playing hide the unobtainium. Pumpkin butthole.
0:24.6	Really pushing the pee and poo.
0:26.6	I don't like to be left blood DEE.
0:29.6	If I could blame Steve Jobs.
0:32.6	Trauma Twinkie.
0:33.6	Have a Michael McDonald Halloween.
0:35.6	Maple Beef with Canada.
0:39.1	Metabolizing grief with Wendy and more on this episode of
0:41.3	the morning stream.
0:43.2	Imagine, if you will, sitting down to your morning
0:45.2	coffee, turning on your home computer
0:47.2	to read the day's newspaper. Well, it's not
0:49.2	as far-fetched as it may seem. And with that
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