TMS 2912: Gravy Zero

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Amadong Prime. You Don't Know Jack... Skellington. You Get NO Hope, NO Beaver & NO Lt Yar! Boomer at the Groomer. New Car, Fresh Dent. Canberry Sauce. He farted in my face but not in a good way. Real Ugly, Bald, Fat. I Don;t like Peeeeeeeeeps!!!! That Oil & Butt Smell. Windshield Virginity. Wifemother. Sugar-Free Sugar. 2025 Suck A Log. Concentrated Rage and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Was Thanos right?
0:01.4	No.
0:02.1	Was his heart in the right place?
0:03.6	Probably not.
0:04.3	Was his robot daughter kind of sexy for a machine?
0:06.9	Let's not get into that right now.
0:08.6	Clear your head and get over to patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:12.6	Coming up on the morning stream, Amadong Prime.
0:16.0	You don't know Jack, Skellington.
0:18.1	You get no hope, no beaver, and no lieutenant y'ar.
0:23.0	Boomer at the groomer.
0:24.3	New car, fresh dent.
0:25.5	Canberry sauce.
0:26.7	He farted in my face, but not in a good way.
0:29.4	Real ugly, bald, fat.
0:31.0	I don't like peeps.
0:34.2	That oil and butt smell.
0:35.9	Windshield virginity.
0:37.3	Wife mother.
0:38.2	Sugar-free sugar.
0:39.3	2025 suck-a-log.
0:41.1	Concentrated rage and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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