TMS 2901: Swantroller

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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From the Eye of the Cake. Talented Little Bastard. Uber Confessions. How did Tudors have sex, 'cause I really like wanted to know. The Fiber Thickens. Freebasing the Internet. Wink-wink Martindale. Waymo Money, Waymo Problems. Dump Right Into It. No Box for Robot. Brushed my dog, took my teeth out for a walk. Stink at the Town Hall. Swan Warden vs Terminator. The Sexiest thing is Rage and Horror. Spilling your Coconuts with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1:02.4	Halloween is right around the corner.
1:04.6	You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas.
1:08.4	We don't mind as long as you sign up at patreon.com slash TMS.
1:12.4	Coming up on the morning stream from the eye of the cake.
1:15.9	Talented little bastard.
1:17.3	Uber confession.
1:18.8	How did Tudors have sex because I like really wanted to know?
1:22.4	The fiber thickens.
1:24.0	Free basing the internet.
1:25.5	Wink, wink,
1:26.2	Martindale.
1:26.9	Way mo money. Way mo money.
1:28.3	Way mo problems.
1:29.3	Dump right into it.
1:30.3	No box for robot.
1:31.3	Brush my dog, took my teeth out for a walk.
1:33.3	A stink at the town hall.
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