TMS 2900: Neon Nubs

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Pantomiming Pants. I Dream of Labubu. Scott Showed His Own Fibre. Release the Thickened Files! Giving BioCow the Beef. Fiberly!!! Your Internet is So Fly. Fully Sick Cameos Dude! Yoda Lady who? What happens in The Meadows stays in The Meadows. Furbies Are so Damn Scary. A Little Pervy, As Opposed to a Lot Pervy. Bathroom Rice. Sort of Steve Jobsish looking guy meets Geezus. Doing Shit in the Bathroom with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Sophie Tom and the kids are standing by the luggage carousel, waiting for Sophie's bag.
0:03.9	Looks like she's going to be wearing Tom's clothes for a week, but she's not worried.
0:07.5	Their HSBC Premier bank account has comprehensive worldwide travel insurance that covers them, the kids and grandkids, if they had them.
0:14.8	Everything's Premier when your bank account is.
0:16.9	Search HSBC Premier, HSBC UK, opening up a world of opportunity.
0:22.1	Apply with £100,000 annual income or £100,000 savings or investments with HSBC UK or Premier status abroad,
0:27.0	covered provided by Aviva Insurance Limited.
0:28.7	Age restrictions and limitations apply.
0:30.7	Superdrug offers more than just beauty trends.
0:33.3	It can be the first stop for your health too.
0:35.7	Superdrug's pharmacies offer the NHS Pharmacy First Service.
0:39.6	Get fast help for things like UTIs, sore throats and sinusitis with no appointment.
0:44.8	And if suitable, prescription-only medication on the same day.
0:48.2	Learn more at superdrug.com slash pharmacy first.
0:51.3	Subject to consultation with a superdr drug pharmacist available in England only.
0:54.9	Aid restrictions may apply.
0:56.3	This service is NHS funded.
0:57.9	Prescription charges may apply if treatment is supplied.
1:02.1	They say the very tip of Everest is made of pepper jack cheese.
1:06.4	I would not suggest testing this theory,
1:08.6	but rather save yourself the trouble and sign up instead
1:11.5	at patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, pantomiming pants. I dream of
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