TMS 2885: Zucker Punch!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Old Aged Beef. It's Not Monica's Bday But Let's Have Cake anyway. Reacher Round. Call Now is So Raven. I Don't Like My Muffin With Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This Cover Album Goes to Eleven. The MODOK minute with Brian Ibbott. Flare Gun Granny take down. Hitler Sweeney. I'm Gritty Gumby, Damnit! Getting our Hedrons straight. A Very Happy Unbirthday to Monica! Husky Spider-Man. Electric Apricot. I'm gonna sue you, Zucka and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Play Final One Standing by William Hill. It's free to play with a new league kicking off every Premier League match week. Enter and make your first pick your first pick a new team before each following round. You can only pick each team once and if you're the final one standing then the jackpot is yours. Final one standing by William Hill, football's ultimate elimination game. 18 plus wins EPL season, one active league at a time on less prize 100,000 pounds or more, minimum prize 1,000 pounds. Prices vary and apply to public leagues only. Price split and four losing the same amount. Pay within 48 hours online, full teas and seas at Williamhill.com, play responsibly. Do you know what Haywood Jablomi, uh-huh, Frank Morris and Rackmaster have in common. They never have to hear ads and they get extra stuff every single day from this show. They joined us, as you should, at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, old aged beef. It's not Monica's birthday, but let's have cake anyway. Reach her round.
0:56.6	Call now is so raven.
0:59.2	I don't like my muffin with pee.
1:02.0	This cover album goes to 11.
1:03.9	The Modoc Minute with Brian Abbott.
1:06.0	Flair Gun Granny Takedown.
1:07.2	Hitler Sweeney.
1:09.5	I'm gritty, Gumby, damn it.
1:10.9	Getting our hedgeron straight. A very unhappy birthday to Monica. We did it twice.itty, Gumby, damn it. Getting our Hedron straight.
1:13.2	A very unhappy birthday to Monica.
1:13.9	We did it twice.
1:14.5	Yes, we did.
1:15.8	Husky Spider-Man.
1:17.4	Electric Apricot.
1:22.4	I'm going to sue you Zucka and more on this episode of the morning stream.
1:26.3	I want you to produce me some cabbage, carrots, and corn.
1:29.1	I want you to produce me some green beans. I want you to produce me some cabbage, carrots, and corn. I want you to produce me some green beans.
1:31.8	I want you to produce me some lettuce.
1:34.0	Can't keep from staring at your nipples. The morning stream. Get your bleep and tannico out of my face.
1:54.0	Hello, everyone, and welcome to TMS. It is the morning stream for September 11th, 2020.
2:02.2	Well, yours is it five? Five. That for September 11th, 2020. Well, yours is it five?
2:06.6	Five. Twenty-five. That September 11th threw me. It made me want to go back in time.
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