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The Morning Stream

TMS 2884: Eating Pennies

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

I Don't Like Your Efficiencieeeeeeeeeees! The K Hoss. Hover Over the Sheets. A quick IN n Out with Kim. Pull off your pants and rub some dirt in it. Bladder Infection for You. Chic-Fil- Auctioneer. Can't stop thinking about Dick in a Box. West'em? Hardly even know 'em! Old men lacking self awareness. 50 Burger Terms in One Sentence. Get Free Shit. It's Just That Simple. An Insufficiency of CowBell. You Gotta Slow Down (slow down) Sweet Burger Server. The air is thin at Apple with Tom Merritt. 

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0:00.0

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0:41.3

That's a lot. I bet more than a few would love to support

0:38.6

this show at patreon.com slash TMS. That's what good trees do. Coming up on the morning stream,

0:44.7

I don't like your efficiencies. The chaos. hover over the sheets. A quick in and out with Kim.

0:52.7

Gross. Pull off your pants and rub some dirt in it.

0:56.7

Bladder infection for you. Chick-fil-Octioneer. Can't stop thinking about dick in a box. Westham.

1:02.8

I hardly knew him. Old man lacking self-awareness. 50 burger terms in one sentence. Get free shit.

1:08.9

It's just that simple. An insufficiency of cowbell.

1:12.4

You gotta slow down.

1:14.3

Slow down sweet burger server.

1:16.3

The air is thin at Apple with Tom and more on this episode of the morning stream.

1:22.0

Try one of these delicious candy bars.

1:24.8

Big time.

1:25.9

Butter nuts.

1:26.8

Milkshake. Instead you ended up banging the realtor. Music candy bars, big time, butternuts, milkshake.

1:27.7

Instead, you ended up banging the reel atore.

1:33.5

The morning stream.

1:41.6

The tingling means it's working.

1:48.6

MSS. Morning Stream. The tingling means it's working. Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.

1:50.9

It is the morning stream for September 10th, 2025.

1:53.8

I am Scott Johnson.

1:54.6

That is Brian Ibetelior.

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