TMS 2880: Bakery Butcher

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Meat juice. TMS Is Filmed in Front of a Live Scrolling Chatroom. Lord Kroger. Big Ol' Fat TueWednesday. I Don't Like Spiced Processed Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeat! Hoarding trash. From Hell's Heart I Wipe Your HD! Serial Butcher. Dexter Baker. Why not Travis. What does Danny Devito smell like, cause like Scott wants to know. These Are Not The Soups You're Looking For. Cans of Barely Fruit. That trash'll keep. The Tale of Google with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	There are three things you could spend a couple of bucks on every month.
0:03.2	A handful of hard candy for grandma, one hour parking at the local mattress concern, or the
0:08.8	morning stream's Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:12.6	I think you know what to do.
0:15.0	Coming up on the morning stream, meat juice.
0:17.9	TMS is filmed in front of a live scrolling chat room.
0:20.8	Lord Kroger.
0:22.1	Big old fat to Wednesday.
0:24.1	I don't like spice processed meat.
0:28.4	Horting trash.
0:31.0	Now you can do another voice.
0:32.9	From hell's heart, I wipe your hard drive.
0:36.2	Cereal butcher.
0:37.2	Dexter Baker. Why not Travis? What does Danny DeVito smell like? Because Scott really wants to know. These are not the soups you're looking for. Cans of barely fruit. That trash will keep. The Tale of Google with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Find out what train that is and get a couple of the boys on it.
0:55.8	Tell him to look for Harry Stoner.
0:57.0	And tell him to watch out for that other guy.
0:58.8	Sounds like a yo-yo.
0:59.8	I'm going to come down on you so hard.
1:01.6	You're going to have to reach you up to put your shoes on.
1:03.6	The Morning stream.
1:15.4	Would you like a closer look?
1:23.6	Hello everybody and welcome to TMS.
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