TMS 2879: Meaty or Logical

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Shark Hootery. Karen Adjacent. Sausage Morning Dog. Park silly, booze for the kids. Everywhere a Subaru. Bloody Marygaritas. Christopher Lloyd Squared. Everything is pickled. Hard breathing at World Market. Decompress Your Tongue. What Is Epoxy? Lose Your Hootie. String dignity. Reading in binary with Amy. Don't Chase A Duck With A Stick and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	A scruffy goat named Frank spent his day's headbutting fence posts in rhythm, blasting
0:05.0	the sex pistols from a battered barn radio like he was their lost bassist.
0:09.1	He would eventually calm down and support this show at patreon.com slash TMS, and so should
0:14.7	you.
0:15.7	Coming up on the morning stream, shark hootery.
0:18.6	Karen adjacent.
0:19.6	Sausage Morning Dog. Park Silly. Booze for the kids. Everywhere is Subaru.
0:24.9	Bloody Mary Gorita's. Christopher Lloyd squared. Everything is pickled. Hard breathing at world market.
0:31.0	Decompress your tongue. What is epoxy? Lose your hooty. String dignityignity. Reading in binary with Amy.
0:38.6	Don't chase a duck with a stick and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:44.0	Let me have a Diablo sandwich of Dr. Pepper and make it fast.
0:47.7	I'm in a goddamn hurry.
0:49.0	Let me have a Diablo sandwich or Dr. Pepper and make it fast.
0:52.6	I'm in a great big hurry.
0:53.5	Who day is going to be Zaduz fast. I'm in a great big hurry. Today's gonna be Zadizazer gonna destroy back you.
1:00.1	D. M.S.
1:03.5	D.
1:04.7	D.
1:05.9	M. S. S. S S. S.
1:08.6	The morning stream.
1:10.3	What do you say? We get nipple to nipple.
1:17.0	Hello, everyone, and welcome to TMS. It is the morning stream for Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025. I am Scott Johnson. That is Brian Ibbett.
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