TMS 2871: We blame Ken Jonnings

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Bill Boner works hard for you! Still Wrapped In Plastic. If you like Nobody, you'll like more Nobody. A Big Cup O' Nothin' w Brian Dunaway. Gerard Butler Felt Right. Fletcher Delay. Agent of Choas! Olympic Conversational List Avoidance. Just back away fastly. No Bot Ba-doo Ba-Dop. A Patrick Swayze kind of mood. Beige Future. One more question about Sri Lanka. Michael Two Sauce. Caffeine for pooping. You Can't eat RICE, with nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	A small frog leapt onto a lily pad, croaked proudly, and then accidentally started an opera that echoed across the pond and then across the universe.
0:09.5	The last thing anyone heard was him croak, sign up for the TMS Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:16.7	Coming up on the morning stream, Bill Boner works hard for you.
0:20.2	Still wrapped in plastic.
0:22.7	If you like nobody, you'll like more nobody.
0:25.2	A big cup of nothing with Brian Dunaway.
0:27.7	Gerard Butler felt right.
0:29.5	Yeah, he did.
0:30.2	Fletcher DeLay.
0:31.3	Agent of Chaos.
0:33.0	Olympic conversationalist avoidance.
0:35.2	Just back away fastly.
0:36.7	No, bot but but do
0:38.3	a patrick swayy kind of mood beige future uh one more question about sherlocka please
0:44.4	michael too sauce caffeine for pooping and you can't eat rice with the nicole and more on this
0:51.4	episode of the Morning Stream.
0:56.7	The definition of a mayor, experienced.
1:00.3	Bill Boner has served with distinction at all three levels of government.
1:04.2	Bill Boner has helped Nashville and Nashvilleians with transportation planning funds.
1:07.3	Bill Boner is a man of the people with a plan for the future.
1:10.2	The definition of our next mayor, Bill Boner.
1:34.5	Happy Halloween, and remember Satan wears disguises too. The morning stream. Wouldn't there. It's a perfect one to grab it random since I screwed that up.
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