TMS 2853: Chicken Registration

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Cleavage Crumb Catcher. Phoshitiendopeeeeeeeeeeennee. Dreamy Pools of Blue. Hootiehole. The Dog Not the Coin. Cocks Are Banned. Sea-water in the Ocular Cavity. Complainty Beefy Thing. Meat Sweats For Days. Set Your Lactasers to Stun. I Herald Galactus! Ye Haw! Brian Walks into Orgrimmar. Hate Crypto. Love Krypto. Ashley Madison Girls. Loving diarrhea with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	There once was a man from Hong Kong who put all his coins in a bong.
0:04.9	Doesn't quite work.
0:06.3	He was doing it weird and had a long beard and he should just become a patron at patreon.
0:11.9	At patreon.com slash TMS.
0:13.3	Coming up on the morning stream, cleavage crumb catcher.
0:16.4	Foh shitty and Opie.
0:19.5	Dreamy pools of blue
0:21.3	hooty hole
0:22.3	the dog not the coin
0:23.4	cocks are banned sea water in the ocular cavity
0:26.7	complainty beefy thing
0:28.3	meat sweats for days
0:30.2	set your lactases to stun
0:32.1	i harold galactus
0:33.9	yeha
0:35.1	brian walks into Orgramar.
0:37.8	Hey, Crypto.
0:38.9	Love Crypto.
0:40.1	Ashley Madison Girls.
0:41.9	Loving Diarrhea with Bobby and Moore.
0:44.1	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:46.7	A gentleman recently called my radio show and he explained he was having trouble
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