TMS 2852: Sidewinder Wiggle Tip

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Neither Take Nor Leave 10 Bucks. Swamp Crotch Alarm. Moist on Pizza. Cranking it in the shower. It tastes like chalk made a wish to be food. Aftermarket Sugar-Free Boba Pearls. Do you double rainbro? Is it Preshow, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Deciphering superheroes. Kirby Your Enthusiasm. Dirty Banged-up Hole. Sterile Cheryl. The Konami code for sleep. My math is not involved with your hotel room. Stuck in the cheese with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	We are in the red!
0:01.2	Wait, we are in the black, but we want to stay out of the red.
0:04.6	Help with that at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:07.9	Coming up on the morning stream, neither take nor leave, 10 bucks.
0:11.3	Swamp, Crotch Alarm.
0:12.8	Moist on pizza.
0:13.8	Cranking it in the shower.
0:15.3	It tastes like chalk made a wish to be food.
0:17.6	Aftermarket sugar-free boba pearls.
0:20.1	Do you even double rain, bro?
0:22.2	Is it pre-show?
0:23.2	Because I, like, really wanted to know?
0:25.5	Deciphering superheroes.
0:27.0	Kirby, your enthusiasm.
0:29.1	Dirty banged-up hole.
0:30.4	Sterile, Cheryl.
0:31.5	The Konami Code for sleep.
0:33.2	My math is not involved with your hotel room.
0:35.6	Stuck in the cheese with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:41.9	Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness for the first time on any screen.
0:46.0	A preview of things to come in your car of tomorrow.
0:48.7	His name is Brian.
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