TMS 2846: Live Dead Mouse

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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YOU CAN HAVE ICE! A Wee Tube. The Snake Got Rattled. Brian Couldn't PEEEEEEEEEEEE. Human Cock Fights. Three Phases Of Vegas. You Ge NO Molly, NO Poppers & NO Lt Yar! The Water Guy Effed Up. Bunny hopping the rattle snake. Right Off The Butt. Fannypack Fisher Man. Little taste of K, Little taste of C. Boobyfront. I Don't Like Beaver Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam! Paint that Mamma Jamma with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	The wild dogs cry out in the night as they go restless longing for some solitary company.
0:06.1	We can't do a damn thing for those dogs, but we can encourage you to sign up at patreon.com
0:10.7	slash TMS and support your favorite daily morning podcast.
0:14.7	Coming up on the morning stream, you can have ice.
0:18.1	A wee tube.
0:19.8	The snake got rattled.
0:21.5	Brian couldn't pee!
0:24.6	Human cockfights.
0:26.3	Three phases of Vegas.
0:28.3	You get no Molly, no poppers, and no lieutenant yard.
0:32.5	The water guy effed up.
0:33.9	Bunny hopping the rattlesnake.
0:35.4	Right off the butt.
0:37.2	Fanny pack fisher man. Little taste of rattlesnake. Right off the butt. Fanny Pack Fisherman.
0:38.7	Little taste of K, a little taste of the sea.
0:41.9	Booby Front.
0:42.8	I don't like beaver cream.
0:48.2	Paint that mama jama with Bill and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:54.5	If you continue this investigation, I will call some people that I know in Europe,
0:58.9	and they will fly over here one night.
1:01.2	They will put a bullet in your head.
1:03.0	Hootah.
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