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The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Let's go ferret. Black Cat Lick Or Rice. Ze people are Naked, Yavol! Shammy Tubes. Gooch Lube. Dutch Stuff Part Two. Dodged the Bush. Freezing your Heimer off. We need extra men for masterbaters. Sticky Wicket. Leo and stotch. Sounds Like Snot, Looks Like Snot. Real bears would eat a twink. Tell me more about Dutch Mayonnaise. ZchzchChowda, not Gouda and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	I don't do chicken that tastes like cardboard.
0:04.0	I don't know tasty pepperami chicken teakia.
0:07.0	Satisfy your animal with new pepper army chicken teakas skewers.
0:12.0	Never look directly into the sun.
0:14.0	It'll mean bad things for you and your eyes.
0:17.0	However, you can safely look directly into the patreon.com slash TMS web URL, because there you can help support the show, and that's good for everyone. Coming up on the morning stream, let's go ferret. Black cat, lick, or rice.
0:32.5	Zep people are naked, yvall. Shammy tubes tubes Gooch lube Dutch stuff part two
0:38.3	Dodge the bush
0:39.7	freezing your hymer off
0:41.4	We need extra men for masturbators
0:43.6	Sticky Wicket
0:44.7	Leo and Stoch
0:45.9	Sounds like snot
0:47.6	Looks like snot
0:48.7	Real bears would eat a twinkie
0:50.5	Oh
0:50.9	See what I did there
0:53.3	Yeah it's good.
0:55.2	Caught me off guard.
0:56.8	Tell me more about your Dutch mayonnaise.
1:00.1	Howda?
1:00.6	Not gouda.
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