TMS 2834: Generative Passive Aggression

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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I don't trust people with pits. Skeeters in Your Mouth. Style Advice With Wendi. Rare XL. Toddlers Cheat at Mini Golf. You have to break that skin in. I can definitely see why you ate it! Demo Grape. Match the Hanger With the Plane. I've got a pair of nostrils! Lightly Salted Porupine. I Forgot That Didn't Happen. The Grapes I Snatch. Dr. Gerry Sounds Like a Real Doctor. Teaching the Littles the Dirty Words and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Thomas Jefferson was a book addict.
0:02.2	Indeed.
0:02.9	He is quoted as saying, I cannot live without books.
0:06.4	That's my Thomas Jefferson impersonation.
0:08.7	Yeah, yeah.
0:09.2	Sounds just like him.
0:10.1	If you were alive today, the thing he could not live without is the morning stream.
0:14.0	And he would have pledged to patreon.com slash TMS immediately.
0:18.4	Coming up on the morning stream, I don't trust, I don't, ah, I don't trust people with
0:22.5	pits. Skeeters in your mouth. Style advice with Wendy. Rare Excel. Toddlers cheat at
0:28.4	mini golf. You have to break that skin in. I can definitely see why you ate it. Demo grape.
0:33.7	Match the hanger with the plane. I got a pair of nostrils. Lightly salted porcupine.
0:38.9	I forgot that didn't happen.
0:40.3	The grapes I snatch.
0:41.6	Dr. Jerry sounds like a real doctor.
0:43.9	Teaching the littles, the dirty words.
0:46.0	And more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:49.6	Well, how can I tell?
0:50.7	I hear.
0:51.5	I can't tell you.
0:52.5	Can you tell me?
0:53.3	If I could tell you, I could tell me.
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