TMS 2833: Imitation Korn

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Every Woman is Monica. Mini corn fields. Someone's Taking The Poo. Hammond's eyes, they're bloody ew! Show Me Food Fighters! Don't Eat the Meat Puppet. Another Mountain Hill to Dread. Eyeball intimacy. She works my sensitive areas well. Just sitting there being all German. The colon: a squeaky clean tube of happiness. Mr. Bread and Mrs. Cranberry. Is the weekend food for vampires? Oh My God It's Today Already with Tom. How to f the cool aid man with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	The song says there's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
0:06.3	We could have saved her some time in emotional distress by having her invest in her favorite morning podcast at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:14.2	Coming up on the morning stream, every woman is Monica.
0:17.4	Mini cornfields. Someone's taking the poo.
0:20.0	Hammond's eyes. They're bloody ewes. Show me
0:23.7	food fighters. Don't eat the meat puppet. Another mountain hill to dread. Eyeball intimacy. She works my
0:30.4	sensitive area as well. Just sitting there being all German. The colon, a squeaky clean tube of
0:35.8	happiness. Mr. Bread and Mrs. Cranberry.
0:38.7	Is the weekend food for vampires?
0:40.7	Oh my God, it's today already with Tom.
0:42.9	How to F the Kool-Aid man with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:49.0	She's five, seven and a half in her stocking feet and she's in the shower.
0:53.2	He couldn't pour piss out of a boot without getting his head with.
1:00.6	The morning stream. Maybe I can help you. I am Boba Fett.
1:20.0	Greetings, everyone.
1:21.1	Welcome to TMS.
1:22.0	It's the Morning Stream for Wednesday, June 4th, 2025.
1:25.2	I'm Scott Johnson.
1:25.9	That's Brian, Ivitt.
1:26.5	Good morning, Brian.
1:27.6	Well, hi there. We're the middle. We're at the apex of the week, the hump, as some would call it.
1:32.7	Yep, the peak. It's not going to get any better than this. So, no, that's right. Exactly. It just, it's all downhill from here, unfortunately.
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