TMS 2827: Squid Combinations

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Every Hug Is a Motorboat. It's Palindrome Week! Edging in the yard. You're not evil, you're just wrong. At Korean BBQ You're the Lord of the Rings. Hoo Flung Dung. Dancing With me, Cheek to Cheek. Boat Sushi Train. Get on the bus! No Half Measures for Crazy Neighbor. Let Him Cook! Retirement Queen. Gary Cherone Defender. Very Juniper Forward. Horse Lovin Girls. Scott's Menstrual Cramps with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Muhammad Ali once said, don't count the days, make the days count.
0:03.8	We agree.
0:04.8	But maybe count the steps to get to your computer and support your favorite morning show at patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:12.2	Coming up on the morning stream, every hug is a motorboat.
0:15.2	It's palindrome week.
0:16.7	Edging in the yard.
0:18.1	You're not evil.
0:18.9	You're just wrong.
0:20.0	At Korean barbecue, you're the Lord of the Rings.
0:22.7	Who flung dung? Dancing with me, cheek to cheek. Boat sushi train. Get on the bus. No half measures for
0:30.5	crazy neighbor. Let him cook. Retirement queen. Gary Sharon defender. Very Juniper Forward. Horse-loving
0:37.7	girls. Scott's menstrual cramps with Wendy and more
0:41.2	on this episode of the Morning Stream.
0:44.8	I'm taking no chances. I want the city
0:47.2	cleansed of any evil spirits that might jeopardize my plans.
0:50.7	A wise man knows the limits of his understanding.
0:53.7	It is good you have called on me.
0:55.4	Give him his pants.
1:01.6	The morning stream.
1:08.0	Maybe I can help you.
1:09.5	I am Boba Fett. The everyone and welcome to TMS. It's,
1:19.7	what is it, Thursday, May 22nd, 2025 is the year. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian,
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