TMS 2028: Row B By Choice

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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If You Like Subpoena Colada. It's All Quidditch to Me. Swimming Flaps. Awesome Yard Shit. Dashcam Testimonials. The Destination is Anything but Final. Ready Whip Ritual. Oh No! DripTube! Arm Cocking. Crackle Your Rackle. I don't like supeeeeeeeeeeeeenas. The internet is a series of speak pipes. Too Early for a Cheeze Sandwhich? Woahh black betty pan-gram. King Phillip Came Over From Germany Swimming with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Someone once said there are three ways of doing things around here.
0:03.4	The right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it.
0:06.5	We totally see where he's coming from, but we really hope the way he does it is going to
0:10.7	Patreon.com slash TMS and supporting the best damn morning podcast on the planet.
0:16.2	Amen, brother.
0:17.0	Coming up on the morning stream, if you like some pinia collada. It's all quidditch to me.
0:23.3	Swimming flaps. Awesome yard shit. Dash cam testimonials. The destination is anything but final.
0:30.4	Ready whip ritual. Oh no, drip tube. Arm cucking. Cracking your rackle. I don't like
0:36.3	so peinas. The internet is a series of speak pipes do early for a cheese sandwich whoa black betty pan of graham king philip came over from germany swimming with dan and more on this episode of the morning stream i'm afraid i made a mistake i got carried away with your initial enthusiasm and became a little too free with the company's money.
0:56.6	That doesn't mean it should get to be a habit.
0:58.3	I'll just chalk the 500 up to experience.
1:00.6	The company is no longer interested in anything you have to say.
1:03.5	I'm going to be on you like a bad case of flu.
1:06.0	D.
1:06.1	D. M.S.
1:10.5	D. D. M. S. S S S. The morning stream.
1:17.4	Conan the barbarian.
1:24.4	Hello everyone.
1:25.5	Welcome to TMS.
1:26.4	It's the morning stream for Tuesday, May 27th, 2025. I'm Scott Johnson, and that is Brian Ibit.
1:31.5	Hello, welcome to a brand new week, even though it's a Tuesday.
1:36.1	No latency on you. That's awesome. Oh, I love it. Yeah, it sounds super clear, too. So.
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