TMS 2821: Big Cottage Cheese

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Film Sack, the Holy Shit We Did That!? Podcast. Am I Too Young to Get a Fish Sandwich? The Quest for Stubby Lashes. Pleasantly Oozing Scabs. Same Matthews. Take That, Church! Four Points of Articulation. I do not like orb weeveeeeeeeeeers! The Re-run Republican. I'm gay for Brian's eyelashes. Da pope. The Fear of Gay. Goebbels Goebbels Goebbels. Coverville isn't one of THOSE guys. Same Shirt Different Face With Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Rollback is back at ASDA, with thousands of prices roll back across the store and online,
0:04.8	including two flaky cod fillets, 260 grams, was £5.21, now just 398.
0:10.6	Try recipes the whole family will love, like my delicious fish and chip tacos,
0:15.3	which will make any night feel like Friday night. Search Joe Wicks meal picks at ASDA.com.
0:20.4	Helping you make your midweek meals for less.
0:22.5	That's ASDA price. Selected stores and lines subject to availability may exclude ASDA
0:26.7	in small stores. See ASDA.com slash small stores. Online charges may apply.
0:32.1	Elvis Costello scribbled lyrics on a napkin in a smoky London pub, unknowingly penning the song that would redefine punk-confused pop forever.
0:41.2	His napkin also had a heavy vibrato.
0:43.8	Help us on Patreon while you think about that story at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:48.7	Coming up on the morning stream, film sack the holy shit we did that podcast.
0:53.3	Am I too young to eat a fish sandwich the quest for
0:56.1	stubby lashes pleasantly oozing scabs same matthews take that church four points of articulation
1:02.6	i do not like orb weevers the rerun republican i'm gay for brian's eyelashes
1:09.7	who isn't da Duh, Pope.
1:11.6	The fear of gay.
1:13.0	Goubles, gumbles, gumbles.
1:14.5	Coverville isn't one of those guys.
1:17.0	Same shirt, different face with Amy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
1:22.9	Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS?
1:25.8	Who is the barefoot stranger?
1:27.6	The morning stream.
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