TMS 2820: Shakespeare Spoiler Alert

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Welcome to Sonic, can you go to McDonalds please? Shakespeare in the Park---ing Lot. Kim likes the footlong. Let's test the ship's sprinklers. Sexy Snot with Dunaway! Cry Havoc and Unleash the Olyphants of War. Going the Full Howie. 80s TV was all imaginary. Crazy Neighbor Edging. I don't like weed Teeeeeeea. Yo Mama's Day. Adequatulent. Vegas Crud Level is ZERO. Two Girls and a Dude. Be a Dry Turd with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Larry the cable guy accidentally rewired his entire house to play country music every time he opened the fridge and he liked it that way.
0:07.0	No shade on Larry, but maybe he could have spent some of that money to support this show at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:12.6	Coming up on the morning stream, welcome to Sonic. Can you go to McDonald's please?
0:16.2	Shakespeare in the parking lot.
0:18.1	Kim likes the footlong. Let's test the ship sprinklers.
0:22.0	Sexy snot with Dunaway.
0:23.4	Try havoc and unleash the oliphance of war.
0:26.7	Going the full Howie.
0:28.2	80s TV was all imaginary.
0:30.1	Crazy neighbor edging.
0:31.4	I don't like weed tea.
0:35.0	Yo mama day.
0:36.6	At equestulent. Vegas crud level zero. Two girls and a. At Equalulent.
0:37.7	Vegas crud level zero.
0:40.0	Two girls and a dude.
0:41.3	Be a dry turd with Bobby and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:45.6	I'm over at the gym pumping iron or driving my black Porsche with the wind blowing through my hair.
0:51.2	We didn't come this far to lose the cobra biggies to underwater weirdos.
1:13.8	Hello, everybody. Welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for Monday, May 12th, 2025. I'm Scott Johnson.
1:20.3	That's Brian Abbott. Hi, Brian. Hi, Scott. Hey, man. Hey, man. I'd say I'm, uh, you know, we didn't talk about this in the pre-show, but I'd say back up to 100%.
1:31.2	I'm a little, you know, still a little tired, but I think today I'm tired just because of the weekend I had, not because of any leftover cold, flu, whatever business I... that makes me very happy to hear that at least someone
1:48.4	from Vegas is feeling a lot better. It feels like everybody else is still, everyone's still a little
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