TMS 2760: Both Hoity And Toity

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2025

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Synchronized Colonoscopies. Sombrero. Lube-place. You Got Betty Simonize. Big T Dot Com. Lead Stringlights. Why are your hands so human? The Swedish chef is very handsy. Why can't I Find My Thing? Simon-Eyes They're Watching You! Is that bacon I smell? Meeker Than Beaker. Dancing Lamps and Robots with Tom. Returning a Favor with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Sometimes the doorbell rings and you have to answer it.
0:03.6	Even if it's a big hairy guy with three eyes, one nipple, and 14 hungry children.
0:08.3	But sometimes it's just me and Brian reminding you that our show does not exist without Patreon support.
0:13.8	Sign up at patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:16.4	Coming up on the morning stream, synchronized colonoscopies.
0:20.4	Chest bums and hustlers.
0:22.6	Urban sombrero.
0:24.3	Lube place.
0:25.3	You got Betty Simon eyes.
0:27.3	BigT.com.
0:28.6	Lead string lights.
0:30.2	Why are your hands so human?
0:32.0	You know, the Swedish chef is sure handsy.
0:34.3	Why can't I find my thing?
0:35.8	Oh, you get this one now.
0:37.0	Oh, great.
0:38.7	Simon Eyes,
0:44.2	they're watching you. Is that baking and I smell? I forget there's a clap in that song.
0:50.7	Meeker than beaker. Dancing lamps and robots with Tom. Returning a favor with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. All my friends are heathens take it slow.
0:57.7	Wait for you to ask them who you know.
1:01.7	If you're not going to actually murder him, I think you've made your point.
1:04.8	The The morning stream, the beast with a millionized.
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