TMS 2759: Guacodile

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Pull yourself up by your butt strep. Butt Whooping Cough. Shnerkel Shnerkel Duffel Bag. Gonorrhoea Yet? When there are no Weirdos at the Gym. YOU ARE THE WEIRDO. Actually I Like Buc-eeeeeeeeeeeees. Snow Tedious. Don't go chasing waterfalls, or Bigfoots. Competitive Goat. Oh The Huge Manatees. Backpack full of goo. Cat sized dogs. Liquid Guano. Thickly British. There's Pottery in Denver, Too, with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Ever see a bird with nothing to do?
0:01.9	Don't poke at it or anything.
0:03.3	Those things are crazy and they'll peck your eyes out and eat whatever's left.
0:06.9	Now that we have that out of the way, head over to patreon.com slash TMS and support your favorite non-bird-related morning show.
0:13.7	Coming up on the morning stream, pull yourself up by your butt strap.
0:17.0	But whooping cough.
0:18.5	Snurker-snirkle duffel bag.
0:20.2	Gonorrhea yet?
0:21.2	When there are no weirdos at the gym, you are the weirdo.
0:24.6	Actually, I like Bucky!
0:27.8	Snow tedious.
0:29.2	Don't go chasing waterfalls or bigfoot's.
0:33.5	Competitive goat.
0:34.7	Oh, the huge manatees.
0:36.8	Backpack full of goo. Cat-sized dogs liquid guano thickly
0:41.0	British there's pottery in Denver too with Amy and more on this episode of the morning
0:46.5	stream I don't think about my face ever my face does its own thing and if you think about your
0:54.1	face you're going to shoot yourself in the foot, because I don't work my face.
0:58.0	My face is an extension of my body, and my body does its thing.
1:01.5	Nothing is better than the chocolate-covered hot dogs. The morning stream, the good guys will come and get you.
1:20.4	Okay.
1:26.1	Good morning, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
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