TMS 2755: Mariguano

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Ctrl Alt Del Taco. Clark Kettle. It's the Coke End. Get these mother effing hamsters off this mother effing plane! Holy Dank Weed, Batman! Jost Kidding. Fully-Forged Adults. Krypto the Super Doge. Look at me! I'm the baking Lord! Hail Hydrox! Ron Dickles. Satanic Disney Panic. The only band I know from the land down under is INXS. No EL, NO EL, and NO LT. YAR! Grandparents punching Millennials and Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Twas the Thursday before Christmas, and all through the house, there were clothes scattered everywhere, including a blouse.
0:06.4	Anyway, forget about those disgusting people and instead focus on supporting TMS at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:13.9	Coming up on the morning stream, Control Alt del Taco.
0:17.5	Clark Kettle.
0:18.6	It's the Coke End.
0:19.8	Get these mother effin hamsters off this mother-effin' plane.
0:23.1	Holly, dink, we, Batman.
0:24.8	Jost kidding.
0:25.8	Fully forged adults.
0:27.3	Crypto, the Superdoges.
0:29.0	Look at me, I'm the baking lord.
0:31.4	Hail Hydrox.
0:32.8	Ron Dicles.
0:33.8	Satanic Disney Panic.
0:35.3	The only band I know from the Land Down Under is in excess. You'll get no L,
0:39.7	no L, and no Lieutenant Yarr! Grandparents punching millennials and Wendy, and more on this
0:46.4	episode of The Morning Stream. Everyone thinks that his own manners are all right, even if they
0:51.9	aren't perfect, and that being correct only helps to spoil fun.
0:56.8	Let us compare what these students do and don't do with what we think is right.
1:02.1	Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye. M.S. D. The morning stream. I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
1:26.2	Hello everybody and welcome to TMS.
1:28.1	It is the morning stream for December 19th, 2024.
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