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The Morning Stream

TMS 2754: Full-Sized Dentist

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

That Guy on Temu Lied. I Don't Like AARPeeeeeeeeee. A Jug of The Ocean. Clare is stiff and working. Hardcore carded. Flaccid bacon. Pre-chewed senior meal. Interpreting the Ali Baba language. Going Full George's Parents. Important Butthole Speech. Fart joke Billie. Victim of the old bait and switch. Amberdick is the color of your energy. TikTok Til It Stops... With Tom. Intelligent cussing with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Mike Tyson, a nun and a talking frog walk into a bar.

0:03.5

They see how expensive drinks are now.

0:05.5

So they decide instead to give a little back to their favorite morning show at patreon.com slash TMS.

0:10.9

Coming up on the morning stream, that guy on Timu lied.

0:14.7

I don't like AARP.

0:18.4

A jug of the ocean.

0:20.4

Claire is stiff and working.

0:22.0

Hardcore carded.

0:23.7

Flaccid bacon.

0:24.9

Gross. Pre-chewed senior meal.

0:26.9

Also gross. Interpreting the Alibaba language.

0:29.5

Going full George's parents.

0:31.4

Important butthole speech.

0:32.8

Fart joke, Billy.

0:34.2

Victim of the old bait and switch.

0:36.4

Amber Dick is the color of your energy.

0:39.1

Tick, talk till it stops with Tom.

0:41.7

Intelligent cussing with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:46.8

I'm on top of the world looking a down down on creation and the only explanation I can find

0:54.5

Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo

0:55.3

Release me from your Kung Fu grip

0:57.0

The morning

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