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Coming up on the morning stream, putting the stress in seamstress.

Yacht rock dock.

Drinkable mayo.

Ass tone phone.

Little bit of the old nipple.

Peeing in the king's kimchi. You dumb old idiom. Killer hamster drove away in a kia soul.

Then de bona. Poking the cancerous wax wing. Botulism in a bag. Well, you can eat boba! Grumpy mics.

Hockto a hamster.

Bluey gets a meat pie with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

There's a name for you, ladies, but it isn't used in high society, outside of a kennel.

Don't eat pork, not even with a fuck.

Can't touch this.

The morning stream.

F*** off, Hairball.

Good morning, everybody. Welcome to TMS. It's the morning stream for Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024. I'm Scott Johnson. That's Brian Ivitt.

That is correct. All those words. I say that a lot, don't I? Like, when you introduce us, that's my reaction. I need some new reactions. I'm going to start a notebook page, and it's going to be new reactions to Scott introducing us. Oh, I like it. That'd be fun. I'm putting it right here.

Yeah, I like it. Oh, you meant like a physical. That's even cooler. You're doing a physical notebook.

Oh, are you kidding? Yeah, physical notebook. You know why? Because crossing stuff off on a notebook is the most satisfying thing ever. Are you pretty happy with your penmanship at this stage of your life?

Do you like how you write?

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