TMS 2744: Bullet Intolerant

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Hash Tag Sleigh. Just give me a minute to be bitter! Leave the frog, take the cannoli. Do turkeys lay eggs because I like really wanted to know? We need some good Christmas Cheese. Phoney Saxophones. 600 Years of Finger Crud. Bibles and Walkie Talkies. That's Horrible. Can I See It Again. Half pepperoni half frog please. Nano pasta. There's always room for LEGO. Lincoln's Top Hat or Some Shit. Feet photo funded collection. Pancrepe. Sharks Don't Kill You. Coconuts Do. Beware the Danger Closet with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	I faced my house,
0:01.1	back in the long ago.
0:03.9	Heurda,
0:04.2	heurda,
0:04.7	Eurna,
0:05.7	a snort just mine,
0:06.7	Fila.
0:07.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:08.2	The morning
0:09.6	M-S-S-S-S-D.
0:13.0	The morning stream,
0:19.3	I am your father's, brothers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roommate.
0:30.9	Good morning, everyone.
0:32.3	Welcome to TMS.
0:33.2	It's Monday, December 2nd, 2024.
0:35.2	I'm Scott Johnson.
0:36.0	That's Brian Ibbott.
0:36.6	Good morning, Brian.
0:38.1	Hello, happy Monday. Brand new week. Brand new month. All of that stuff. Yeah, all those things.
0:43.6	It's already time. It's already a day into the new month. Where's the time going? Blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:48.9	Exactly. There we go. Let's get all that out of the way. Oh, but God can't believe it's December already. Yeah, it does hit you
0:54.3	though. It hits you go. What the hell is going on here? And then that just hits, but it's like,
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