Last time I checked, you can't get water from a stone, or stones from a cow, unless it's kidney stones,

in which case you don't want those stones anyway, as they will not give you water either.

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TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, The Dipsy Chips.

Hello from the MRI.

Last name is placebo.

The soup Nazi had more people.

Feet flavored with Brian Dunaway.

Ew, sweaty for the first song.

There are more brads.

Greek town euro.

I'd have one too if it weren't for that pesky weener.

Not everyone is a Kelly Clarkson, even Kelly Clarkson.

The best and worst of the JK's.

Harry Potter and the swollen surgeon.

The Heim Rick maneuver.

Like Great McDonald's dumpster fire.

How hot are your cheeks with Bobby and more

on this episode of the morning stream.

If there's one thing that I know is never to mess with Mother Nature, Mother Laws, or

mother freaking Ukrainians.

I know you are frustrated and I know you look dopey in short pants.

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