TMS 2684: Flipping Heck

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2024

⏱️ 113 minutes

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0:00.0	How exciting is it to play the British Heart Foundation's weekly flutter?
0:04.0	Cachin!
0:05.0	Exciting enough to get your heart racing, just a little bit.
0:09.0	Like texting a mate, the same time they text you.
0:13.0	Like flipping pancakes with majestic grace,
0:17.0	or spotting that last parking space.
0:19.0	Yes!
0:20.0	With the added joy of knowing the money you donate helps to find life-saving research.
0:25.0	One pound to play, a thousand pounds to win every week.
0:28.0	Search British Heart Foundation weekly lottery.
0:31.0	See, it's a little bit exciting.
0:33.0	Gamble responsibly, over a team's only, T's and C supply.
0:36.0	Please see our website for more details.
0:38.0	British Heart Foundation is a registered charity.
0:42.0	Presenting TMS Patreon Patreon,
0:45.0	TMS Patreon man, what's his power?
0:46.0	Able to keep TMS going in definitely as long as he's contributing.
0:50.0	Be like Patreon man,
0:52.0	at Patreon.com slash TMS Excelsior
0:55.8	Coming up on the morning stream.
0:57.2	I can't be the Karen.
0:58.4	FDA's Most Wanted.
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