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The Morning Stream

TMS 2631: Scaredy Tax

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Foaling for Boof. Have I Done My Taxes Because I Like Really Wanted To Know... Sell The Cats, Lease The Basement. This episode is a business expense. Ol One Sock Johnson. No Carol Channing, NO ERNEST BORGNINE, and NO LT. YAR! Salami Jeans. Grandma got run over by the slip-n-slide. Dirty Dirt Sand Pile. Boot-Cut Salami. Turns out the key to success is plagiarism. No Prom Dunaway. I'm into chonky veggies. Don't Mainline Apple Pie. Tyrannosaurous President. What Color Are Robin's Thight Because I Like Really Wanted To Know... w Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

People like Bill Capella, Eric Graves, clever pun, people like this make it possible for us to exist.

0:05.3

And without them, well, we go away.

0:08.1

Help us stay.

0:09.6

Sign up at Patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, foaling for booth.

0:16.0

Have I done my taxes because I like really wanted to now? Sell the cats, lease the basement.

0:21.3

This episode is a business expense.

0:23.0

Whole one sock Johnson.

0:25.0

You know Carol Channing, no Ernest Borgen, got 50 bucks, and no lieutenant Yarr.

0:30.0

Salami jeans.

0:31.0

Grandma got run over by the sleep and slide.

0:34.0

Dirty dirt sand pile.

0:35.5

But cut salami.

0:36.5

Turns out the key to success is plagiarism.

0:39.0

Turns out the key, oh sorry. No prom done away.

0:42.0

I'm into chunky veggies.

0:44.0

Don't mainline apple pie.

0:46.0

Tyrannosaurus president.

0:47.0

What color are Robin's thighs because again I like really wanted to know

0:51.0

with Stephen and more on this episode of the

0:53.7

morning stream. It's obviously because somebody leaked the news. I'd

0:58.7

wager Deguin's second son's sauero had a hand in it.

1:01.8

Deguin has been trying to get Dycoon out of the way for ages.

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