TMS 2630: Snip N Shake

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Ted Bundy's This And That. Mitzula-Approved Zones. He died of being 114. We're All Tired Of Bono. Not Worth The Waint. Stare at your hands and don't puke. Girth Quake. Coronal Mass Ejaculations. Scape Goatee. I'll Giggle It! You Get NO Privacy, NO Grace And NO LT YAR! A Comic Book is a Comic Book is a Comic Book. Resident Canucklehead. Blurry Shark Nerd Nerd Ferfert Ferfert. In The Drawer The Whole Time With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Ever get lost in the woods at night with no way to find your way back home?
0:03.8	No, well, have you ever signed up for our Patreon before?
0:07.4	No?
0:08.4	Well now you can!
0:09.4	Sign up today at Patreon.com slash TMS and get out of those woods once and for all.
0:14.0	Coming up on the morning stream, Ted Bundy's this and that.
0:17.0	Metzula approved zones.
0:19.0	He died of being 114.
0:21.0	We're all tired of Bono.
0:22.0	Not worth the waint.
0:23.6	Stare at your hands and don't puke.
0:25.8	Girth quake.
0:26.8	Coronal mass ejaculations.
0:29.2	Scapegoate. I'll giggle it.
0:31.3	You'll get no privacy, no grace, and no lieutenant yar.
0:35.0	A comic book is a comic book is a comic book.
0:38.0	Resident Canucklehead.
0:40.0	Blurry shark, furt, furt, furt, furt, in the drawer the whole time with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:48.0	You will do anything he says, and if I refuse, then you will not leave this room alive.
0:55.0	I will obey your orders good.
0:58.0	I see the pizza guy, but I don't see the pizza.
1:03.0	m. m. m. m. m. m. s.
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