TMS 2509: Grippage

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

I'm Going To Say Testicle. No Birthday, No Elaine and No Lt. Yar! A pain in the Taint. The Band has terrible SEO. Tired Swimmers won't save the world. Love the Sho Jo. Why'd You Have to Go and Make Things So Unrelated? Pak-n-Slay. I don't remember story Ceeeeeeeeeee. Dead or Pregnant or Both. I love Shirley...AAAHhhhh! Fixing forgotten birthdays. My Spinach Had a Frog. Spinach Isn't Supposed to Have Frogs. Eat some kimchi and happy late birthday. This Therapy Thursday with Wendi Was Filmed in Front of Scott's Internal Live Studio Audience and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Getting money from clients can feel I'm trying to wrestle honey from a grisly bear.
0:04.2	That hasn't eaten in days.
0:06.3	While an emmerous skunk clings to your leg.
0:08.4	Not now, scutty.
0:09.5	But with zero online invoice payments through Stripe & Go Cardless,
0:12.5	you can give customers more ways to pay and keep your cash flow flowing.
0:16.7	Soon, rather than wrestling a grisly bear,
0:18.8	it feels more like you're cuddling a koala bear.
0:20.8	Aww.
0:21.8	On a really soft sofa, while watching a favourite soap.
0:24.8	Oh God, believe she was her mother.
0:27.4	The healthy business surge zero if within eggs.
0:30.0	TMS has brought you daily in large part,
0:32.4	because of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS,
0:35.6	like TJ Belinger, Jeff Dev, and Jimbo Fett coming up on TMS.
0:41.0	I'm going to say testicle.
0:42.8	You'll get no birthday, no Elaine, and no lieutenant yard.
0:46.9	A pain in the tank.
0:48.2	The band has terrible SEO.
0:50.0	Tired swimmers won't save the world.
0:52.0	Love the show, Joe.
0:52.8	Why'd you have to go and make things so unrelated?
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