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The Morning Stream

TMS 2508: Proprietary Ooze

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Cha' Calla. Sounds outta my face. Never go full Bishop. Adobe Fresca. Love me an Underage Ward. Moon Knight AKA Phil Spector. I WILL be Going There! Click. I need to Gummy and Think. Ernie Kovacs and his Freakin' Monkeys. Randy Quad's World is Stupid. Why don't you just give them the answer!?!?! The Cadence of Nonsense. Tom Cruise/Hanks. Experimenting with Tom Merritt. Pretending Randy had a Charlie with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

TMS is brought to you daily by and large by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS like Chris Ross, Nick and Corey M.

0:08.8

Yemenis coming up on TMS Chachala sounds out of my face never go full bishops Adobe fresca love me some underage ward

0:19.3

moon night also known as Phil Specter. I will be going there. I need to come me and think Ernie Kovacs and his freaking monkeys.

0:28.4

Randy Quaid's world is stupid. Why don't you just give them the answer the cadence of nonsense.

0:34.6

Tom Cruise slash Hanks experimenting with Tom Merritt pretending Randy had a Charlie with Nicole on

0:40.6

recommendels and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:44.6

Bobby I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this but I would be a bad parent if I didn't soccer was

0:51.7

invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking

0:56.8

in the name of Zeus's butthole she's only york girl because she ain't had a taste of the

1:13.0

duke yet this is The Morning Stream

1:16.6

Good morning everyone welcome to TMS the morning stream is now and here's the date it's Wednesday August 16th 2023

1:29.9

I'm Scott Johnson and that's Brian David Hi Brian.

1:32.0

Hello welcome to the second half of of August. Oh my. We're now we're now on our way out of

1:37.9

August as opposed to on our way in. Didn't you just literally say this for July like five seconds

1:43.0

ago probably yeah probably just it's just oh just I don't like it's us I don't like time I don't

1:50.2

feel like my days are any crazier I don't know what it is my process I know I know it's just all

1:55.4

left up right now whatever look hey kids you have something to look forward to time as it feels to

2:00.6

you right now will not last you know yeah enjoy the feeling of pushing that boulder uphill because

2:07.6

you get to a certain point and it's gonna just roll downhill on the damn thing that you can do

2:12.0

nope they'd stop in that rock that stone from rolling that'll be a rolling stone

2:17.8

it's a rolling stone won't you have any moss though which is nice that's nice yeah there's a nice

2:22.8

benefit to it it turns out I was thinking about something the other day because for some people

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