TMS 2499: Benito Del Taco

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2023

⏱️ 109 minutes

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I don't like a crotch full of beeeeeeeeees. Imma put down my headphones go clean up my printer's throw up. Did you lump on the Franksteins together? Mr X is a DICK! Pushing the Android Button. A Mound Of Plastic Goo. Why is the peanut butter in the refrigerator? I DON'T KNOW! King Kong is Such a Ding Dong. Barbenheimer Fallout. It would be nicer if the price went down. Pay to Torture Yourself. Y'know, I think I'll just wait for fresh fries, thank you. Come on Barbie, let's go NUKE. Flipping for the Fold with Tom. Playing Tetris during Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	TMS is brought to you daily by and large by the support of patrons at patreon.com slash TMS
0:05.1	like Wolf, Martian Diplomat, Jeffrey, and Lowbert coming up on TMS.
0:10.4	I don't like a crotch full of bees!
0:14.2	I'ma put down my headphones and go clean up my printers throw up.
0:17.5	Did you lump all the Frankenstein's together?
0:19.7	Mr. X is a dick pushing the Android button.
0:22.7	A mound of plastic goo.
0:24.7	Why is the peanut butter in the refrigerator?
0:26.7	I don't know!
0:27.6	King Kong is such a ding-dong.
0:29.6	Barb and Hymer fall out.
0:30.8	It would be nicer if the price went down.
0:32.8	Pay to torture yourself.
0:34.3	You know, I think I'll just wait for fresh fries.
0:36.5	Thank you.
0:37.1	Come on, Barbie. Let's go, nuke.
0:38.8	Flipping for the fold with Tom!
0:40.7	Playing Tetris during Recommentals and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:45.5	What's this for?
0:47.7	There's a saying that squadmates who've never touched each other
0:51.4	will get into an accident.
0:52.9	Kids are calling it by the more popular slaying term but hash.
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