TMS 2498: For the Hoard

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Lawns are stupid & dumb. No PR, No HR, and No Lt Yar! Unbreakable Kimmy Shit. Frogpants: The Match Making Specialists! Stupid Pioneer Day. Alexander the Great can happen to anyone. Napoleon was Exiled without Tots! Gosh! Thanks a lot He-Man, YOU DICK! I'm so glad humans don't explode. (v) YOU CAN EAT RICE (but not if you're a pigeon). Prison Approved Podcast. Double Dip Firework Day. Bureaucratic Nimrods. The Whale Exploded. Oh The Huge Manatee. Dan Dan The Table Top Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	TMS is brought to you daily, by and large, by the support of our patrons at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:05.8	Like Bicca, Sean Francis, and Elvish Link coming up on TMS.
0:09.6	Lons are stupid and dumb.
0:11.4	No PR, no HR, and no lieutenant YAR!
0:15.4	The Unbreakable Kimmy Shit.
0:17.4	Frogpans, the matchmaking specialist.
0:19.4	Stupid Pioneer Day.
0:20.6	Alexander the Great can happen to anyone.
0:22.8	Napoleon was exiled without taught, gosh!
0:25.6	Thanks a lot, he man, you dick!
0:28.2	I'm so glad humans can't explode.
0:30.3	You can eat rice!
0:32.3	But not if you're a pigeon.
0:33.4	Peep, peep, peep.
0:34.4	Prison-approved podcast.
0:36.0	Double-dip Firework Day.
0:37.6	Bureaucratic Nimrods.
0:39.1	The whale exploded.
0:40.5	Oh, the huge manatee.
0:42.4	Dan Dan, the Tabletop man, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:47.6	We're going to play a wonderful game called, who is my daddy, and what does he do?
0:52.6	He's my bug.
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