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The Morning Stream

TMS 2482: Gross Point Scott Blank

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Can't Explain The Balls. The Morning Sneeze. I'm not THAT grossed out by man wieners! Bread Bag Karen. YOU have a nipple problem. Show me a wrinkly elbow! The Ocean is CANCELLED!!! Doesn't Know A D20 From A Gelatinous Cube. Let's Go Down The Breath Aisle. Got any more of that Canadian Smoke? Message in a forum. Cat Ass Trophy. Nose Whistle. Everybody Wants to Sell You Something with Tom. Giving each other the willies with Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Clearing, lucky you, you're in control, at UE Bristol we empower students to make the right choice

0:06.9

to choose a community of bright minds and courageous thinkers to choose to stand out, with courses

0:12.3

designed to equip you with the most in-demand skills, to choose a mindset, the kind that employers

0:17.8

want and need. Don't just choose a city, don't just choose a course, choose to do university

0:23.4

rights, choose UE Bristol, not just another university. Search UWE Bristol today.

0:30.0

Coming up on TMS, you can't explain the balls.

0:33.4

The morning sneeze. I'm not that grossed out by man-weeners.

0:37.6

Bread bag Karen, you have a nipple problem. Show me a wrinkly elbow.

0:42.8

The ocean is cancelled. Doesn't know a D20 from a gelatinous cube.

0:48.0

Let's go down the breath aisle. Tell me more of that Canadian smoke.

0:51.5

Message in a forum. Yeah.

0:54.8

Yeah.

0:55.6

Cadastrophie knows Whistle. Everybody wants to sell you something with Tom.

1:00.0

Giving each other the willies with recommendels and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

1:04.8

I'm going to show you how McDonald's builds a big max sandwich.

1:08.1

It starts here with a lightly toasted bun and then a pure beef hamburger.

1:13.6

Dizzling hot, a slice of cheddar blend cheese and some crisp fresh lettuce.

1:18.7

Then our own secret sauce, the club slides.

1:21.8

Toasted another hamburger and a little more sauce just for good flavor,

1:25.7

crisp dill pickles and the sesame seed ground.

1:28.6

You may pause the tape now to practice on your computer.

1:41.4

The Morning Stream.

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