TMS 2481: The Nitty & The Gritty

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Hell Is A Deli With No Cornish Beef. You get NO Penn, NO Teller and NO LIEUTENANT YAR! Flat Hats and Jorts. I'm Jewish so we don't have a hell. A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply. Kush, Moose, and Avocado Boy. A Whale of an Asteroid: 84 Orcas Big! Every Woman Is Tina. Homo-opathy is so gay. It's 10PM. Get a Whopper in ya! We All Didn't Die Yesterday. What is this pizza on a giant wooden plate thing? Dad Hats Aren't Flat and Stupid. The rebels have a base on Willdoran, with Bill Doran. Rubbing your face on trees with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. TMS 2481 discusses various topics including Diablo 4, junk food choices, Vegas experiences, Final Fantasy 16, a massive asteroid passing Earth, a woman found alive in a coffin, a pork rind recall, a gas station robbery setup, and listener messages. The show also features songs, Bill's projects, science with Bobby, and ends with Patreon benefits and a show title. Find the livestream link at frogpants.tv and more details in the provided URLs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello I'm Ian Stirling and I'm with one of McCain's farmers who grow their
0:04.0	petite hang on these are odd looking potatoes that's kale Ian you do know you
0:08.9	need potato to make chips right yes but we don't just grow potatoes we actually
0:13.8	rotate different crops to help keep the soil healthy so we eat McCain chips I'm
0:17.7	helping do some good exactly yeah you're supporting the move to regenerative
0:21.8	farming by the way I do know the difference between kale and potatoes of course
0:27.2	you day McCain let's all Japan coming up on TMS hell is a deli with no
0:33.5	cornish beef you get no pen no teller and no lieutenant
0:38.5	yard flat hats and jorts I'm Jewish so we don't have a hell a toaster is just a
0:43.7	death ray with a smaller power supply kush moose and avocado boy a whale of an
0:48.8	asteroid 84 arc is big every woman is Tina homo apathy is so gay it's 10 p.m get
0:55.9	a whopper in you we all didn't die yesterday what is this pizza on a giant
1:00.8	wouldn't play thing dad hats aren't flat and stupid the rebels have a base on
1:05.3	wheeled around with builder and rubbing your face on trees with Bobby and
1:08.8	Moore on this episode of the morning stream have you ever tried to indulge in
1:13.4	all consuming urge to kill when you don't have a posable thumbs I can make a
1:18.4	cherry pie in the twinkling of the night do the bees know they make honey for
1:34.1	you this is the morning stream good morning everyone and welcome to TMS it's
1:47.8	the morning stream Tuesday June 20th 2023 it's a lot of 20s gotta keep
1:53.1	straight you know I'm Scott Johnson that's Brian it but hi Brian it oh hi Scott
1:58.2	how are you I'm fine you're back from Vegas and that's good Juneteenth is over
2:01.8	where we we took yesterday off and we'd like to say that it was entirely for
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