TMS 2459: Poke Shiny Things On A Screen

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Show me your Magic Missile. Eat a dick Pam. My days of being a ten year old girl are long behind me. The internet casts Power Word: Lag. Welcome to the Morning Stream STOP. Win! Barryyyyyyy! He's got Bradley Cooper Eyes! Gorf, the Voltron of video games. The Living Embodiment Of A Milkshake. Polymorph: Turn Stuff into Shit. Throw your Cheetos and leave. (v) Oh I'm terrible with names. Holding Off on Humpin'. (v) Did you ever forget your pass keys with Tom. Recommending the Monkeysphere and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, show me your magic missile.
0:02.9	Eat a dick, Pam.
0:03.8	My days of being a 10-year-old girl are long behind me.
0:07.3	The internet casts powerward, lag.
0:09.9	Welcome to the morning stream, stop.
0:12.1	Win, Barry.
0:14.3	He's got Bradley Cooper eyes.
0:16.8	Gorph, the Voltron of video games.
0:18.7	The living embodiment of a milkshake.
0:20.7	Polymorph, turn stuff into shit.
0:22.4	Throw your Cheetos and leave.
0:24.3	Oh, I'm terrible with names.
0:26.3	Holding off on hump and...
0:27.6	Do you ever forget your past keys with Tom?
0:30.7	Recommending the monkey sphere and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:35.8	Soon car power loop if heart gas still.
0:38.7	Geltchal, X-part, L-F-X-Bian, U-B-Stone.
0:43.1	A giant chip.
0:54.2	The Morning Stream.
0:55.8	Now, gluten free.
1:05.8	Good morning, everybody.
1:07.0	Welcome to TMS.
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