TMS 2458: Karaoke Virgin

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Look at me. I am the hot pot captain now. Spice Grandmas. He Speaks Kinglish. Cocaine Lamb. It's All Rocket Surgery to Me. Kevin's Main Squeeze. Chewable Freakin' Heartburn Things. What does a worm even need? YOU CAN USE ICE! Pardon me, could I have a snort full of blow? It was Fred Schneider what wrecked it. Neither Take Hot Pots Nor Leave Hot Pots. Moist Bait. Washing Out The Johnson Stink With Bill. Renouncing Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, look at me.
0:03.1	I'm the hotpot captain now.
0:05.2	Spice grandmas, he speaks English, cocaine lamb.
0:09.8	It's all rocket surgery to me.
0:11.8	Kevin's main squeeze, chewable, freaking heartburned things.
0:15.6	What does a worm even need?
0:17.1	You can use ice!
0:19.1	Pardon me, can I have a snortful of blow?
0:21.3	It was Fred Schneider, what wrecked it?
0:23.3	Neither take hot pots nor leave hot pots.
0:25.6	Moist, bait.
0:27.2	Washing out the Johnson Stink with Bill.
0:29.5	Renouncing science with Bobby and Moore.
0:31.5	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:34.4	Check it what happened when I put this fistful of goldfish crackers
0:37.8	through the entrance of this huge ant nest.
0:40.1	Anyone else want to throw more weird shit at me?
0:42.1	The Morning Stream!
0:46.1	The Morning Stream!
0:52.1	The Morning Stream!
0:54.2	The Morning Stream!
0:55.6	The sugar and cream in your coffee.
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