TMS 2447: Escape O'Room

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Land O' Lukes. What's Under YOUR Eyepatch? Shit Sneeze. Deep Roy, Devourer of Worlds. Leakin' Schmoo Fluid from the Ding Dong. Tiny Four Year Old Shit. My Wife, The Xenomorph. Breakfast Noods. The Card Always Says Moops. Wendy's Old fashioned Jawbreakers. He's ten years younger. Does that make him my cousin or my nephew? Microsoft Luggage Simulator. Check Under The Burger Lid. GoPro On A Stick With Bill. You're Not Bill, Dammit with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Want to die live up a notch?
0:02.0	Well, and the Maldives things are dialed way up.
0:05.8	Relaxation is elevated to a national sport.
0:08.9	The sea is not just clear.
0:10.7	It's ultra HD crystal clear.
0:13.5	And the colors so vivid.
0:15.8	No one's going to believe your photos.
0:18.3	But this is reality on another level.
0:21.6	Visit the Maldives with Virgin Atlantic holidays.
0:24.7	Sail now on.
0:27.4	See Virgin holidays.co.uk for details.
0:30.4	Coming up on TMS.
0:32.4	Land O. Luke's.
0:33.9	What's under your eye patch?
0:35.9	Shits knees.
0:36.9	Deep Roy.
0:37.4	Devour of worlds.
0:38.9	Leakin' schmoo fluid from the ding dong.
0:40.9	Tiny four year old shit.
0:41.9	My wife.
0:42.9	The xenomorph.
0:43.9	Breakfast dudes.
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