TMS 2446: Bare Minimum Monday

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Option 18 with two egg rolls. Six Inches And Growing. Tori Aim-it-at-us. As God as my witness I thought Easter eggs could fly. Hawaiian Shirt Season. Stand in the Place Where You Sit. Non-consensual User Trivia. That's So Dumb. I Love It. Lots of Hand-cocking Going On. It drives the space capsule to the planet or it gets the hamburger helper again. Mario NASKART. Mammoth meat: because size matters. Laying off 7000 people just to get to Perlmutter. Lawsuit Forthcoming. We Don't Like Ike with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Meditation Mindset. Time spent alone is the most important.
0:06.0	Sir, are you still in the bath?
0:08.0	Yes, I'm listening to my podcast.
0:10.0	Can I come in?
0:12.0	No, no, no!
0:13.0	Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes.
0:16.0	What?
0:17.0	Whoa!
0:18.0	Come on, we're going to fall.
0:20.0	I'm still not looking.
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast.
0:26.0	Don't warm-bat it.
0:28.0	Yeah, happen!
0:29.0	Simple, huh?
0:30.0	Coming up on TMS, option 18 with two egg rolls.
0:33.0	Six inches and growing.
0:34.0	Tori, aim it at us.
0:36.0	As God is my witness, I thought Easter eggs could fly.
0:40.0	Hawaiian shirt season?
0:41.0	Stand in the place where you sit.
0:44.0	Non-consensual user trivia.
0:46.0	That's so dumb, I love it.
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