TMS 2432: Flip Floppy Hoo Ha

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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I hate the tuck. The Bride of Frankenberger. Tune in Turn on and Turn against. The Psychology of Strangers. Deer in the doorbell ditch. Our house is a very very very wrong house. Held It Like An Elephant. Exit Through the Dog Poo. Working 9 to 4:30. Big long dude doesn't give a tuck. I went to area 51 and all I got was this lousy probe. Don't push your slow friend. Just outrun them. The Weed Whisper. Pros and Cons with Bill. Bouncy balls of pee with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, I hate the tuck.
0:02.8	The bride of Frankenberger, tune in, turn on and turn against.
0:06.8	The psychology of strangers.
0:08.4	Dear in the doorbell, bitch.
0:09.8	Our house is a very, very, very wrong house.
0:12.8	That is held at like an elephant.
0:14.5	Exit through the dog poo.
0:16.0	Workin' nine to four thirty.
0:17.8	Big long, dude, doesn't give a tuck.
0:19.5	I went to area 51 and all I got was this lousy probe.
0:22.5	Don't push down your slow friend, just outrun them.
0:24.9	The weed whisperer.
0:26.5	Pros and cons with Bill.
0:28.0	Bouncy balls of pee with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:32.0	Hi, I'm Vicky Tam-Purrow here at the Sonny Surplus store in Towson.
0:36.0	To show you that Surplus military clothes and accessories can be very fashionable.
0:40.5	Turning on the ladies is about the only thing I do well.
0:43.5	I'm not a very good golfer.
0:46.5	The Morning Stream.
0:57.0	I live and die by the crystals.
1:09.0	Greetings and good morning and welcome to TMS.
1:11.0	It's The Morning Stream from March 7th, 2023.
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