TMS 2431: My Sandwich Board Hell

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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NuDuckDotComComcast. Stinky Rotten Cabbage Bag. Utah's Hottest Available Singles! The Witch The wardrobe and the Weiner. You'll have no Discovery, no Picard, and no Lieutenant Yarr! Ground beef and Kimchi Starter Pack. I think Pee Wee Herman just sold me a newspaper subscription? What's a lady bro? Darmok and Jilad at Mt Tumulus. Raised in a Norman Rockwell painting. My Pronouns Are Thing....And Useless! Rotten Cabbage Fartsack. You Must Construct Additional Hatchets. Punching Nazis with Stephen. App-slapping Chris Rock and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, newduck.com.com cast.
0:04.0	Sticky run, cabbage bag, Utah's hottest available singles.
0:08.1	The witch, the wardrobe, and the wiener.
0:10.0	You'll have no discovery, no Picard, and no Lieutenant Yard!
0:14.6	Ground beef and kimchi starter pack.
0:16.8	I think Pee Wee Herman just sold me a newspaper subscription.
0:19.6	What's a lady, bro?
0:20.7	Darmak and Jalad at Mount Tumulus.
0:23.4	Raised in a Norman Rockwell painting.
0:25.6	My pronouns are thing and useless.
0:28.2	Rotten cabbage, fart sack.
0:29.6	You must construct additional hatchets.
0:32.0	Punching Nazis with Steven.
0:33.6	App-slapping Chris Rock and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:38.1	You're camping.
0:39.3	What would be more seductive than to say,
0:41.9	Oh, you ravishing beauty.
0:43.8	Come and join me in my fart sack.
0:46.2	Who that's strong, isn't it?
0:48.5	I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
1:02.0	This is The Morning Stream.
1:05.4	Good morning, everybody.
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