TMS 2429: Just suck em

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Olivia Newton-John, The Taste Of Australia. Jessica Cheese Stain. worrying about doors since 2011. Can I Be Your Personal Hoser? All Forms of BACON Are Accepted. Isn't there a Gladiator movie called Gladiator something? Olympic gold medalist in painting naked wresters. Roseanne Barre Syndrome. The chat doesn't give a crap about your peanut allergy. Enjoy your drink diapers. What are the dried up skins called? M&Ms are based on PEOPLE!!! We need a man to 'splain it! Surprised by Pretzels. The Rollable Square With Tom. Full throated Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Olivia Newton-John, the taste of Australia.
0:04.7	Jessica Cheesestand.
0:06.1	Worrying about doors since 2011.
0:09.0	Can I be your personal hoser?
0:10.7	All forms of bacon are accepted.
0:12.5	Isn't there a gladiator movie called Gladiator Something?
0:15.8	Olympic gold medalist in painting naked wrestlers.
0:18.7	Rosanne Bar syndrome.
0:20.1	The chat doesn't give a crap about your peanut allergy.
0:22.9	Enjoy your drink, diapers.
0:24.4	What are the dried up skins called?
0:26.2	And the names are based on people!
0:28.8	We need a man to explain it.
0:30.5	Frized by pretzels.
0:32.0	The rollable square with Tom.
0:33.9	Full-throated recommendels and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:38.6	Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way up.
0:41.5	Why?
0:42.1	The people get hit and ask with it a lot.
0:44.4	It's just an expression.
0:46.0	Oh, I'm kind of worried about this door now, though.
0:58.8	The Morning Stream.
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