TMS 2428: Uncomfortably Numb

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2023

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

The Tramp Stamp Generation. Rock, paper, scissors, gold, ceramic. Facing mortality at the dentist. In case of Van, don't break glass. Accidentally Racist Bones. Method Hurling! Experts in All Things Fecal. Get A Singer For A Song!! Gold is the gold standard. It-sa me, Lego-las. I'm fine poopin' in a box. 2 Cats Enter 1 Cat Leaves. A Tattooism. Elf Violation. Some of my best friends are dogs. Fingering Hems With Bill. Not Bill's Birthday with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, the tramp stamp generation.
0:02.8	Rock, paper, scissors, gold, ceramic.
0:05.1	Facing mortality at the dentist.
0:07.5	In case of Van, don't break glass.
0:09.9	Accidentally racist bones.
0:12.0	Method hurling.
0:13.2	Experts in all things fecal.
0:15.4	Get a singer for a song.
0:17.1	Gold is the new gold standard.
0:19.2	It's a me, a la gola.
0:20.9	I'm fine, poopin' in a box.
0:22.8	Two cats enter.
0:24.0	One cat leaves.
0:25.1	A tattooism.
0:26.3	Elf violation.
0:27.4	Some of my best friends are dogs.
0:29.4	Fingering Hems with Bill.
0:30.9	Not Bill's birthday with Bobby.
0:32.5	And more on this episode of The Morning's Stream.
0:34.9	I guess you're the pilot who took the job.
0:37.7	We have been seeing unusual activity
0:39.6	in this asteroid field for a while.
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