TMS 2377: Open Carry Chicken!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Age is Just a Number... and the Slow Degradation of Tissues and Cells. Exceeding the Pun Density Limit. Wither do you wander Mr Michigander. How Scared Should You Be? Tune In Next Tuesday! I mean that personally, not politically. We Need Pun Control Laws. He's more Kyber than Cover now. Stayed Up 24 Hours - Not in a Row. A Grumpy Old Man Out In Space. The Carolingian Conspiracy. Cluck Cluck BOOM! The plot chickens. Improving Metaphors With Tom. Reccamentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, age is just a number and a slow degradation of tissues and cells.
0:05.3	Exceeding the pundensity limit.
0:07.3	With or do you wander, Mr. Mishagander?
0:09.4	How scared should you be?
0:10.8	Tune in next Tuesday!
0:12.2	I mean that personally, not politically.
0:14.5	We need pun control laws.
0:16.6	He's more chiber than cover now.
0:18.4	Stayed up 24 hours, not in a row.
0:20.4	A grumpy old man out in space.
0:22.4	Carolingian conspiracy.
0:24.1	Cluck, cluck, boom!
0:26.0	The plot chickens.
0:27.6	Improving metaphors with Tom.
0:29.5	Recommentals with Randy and more on this episode of The Mourning Stream.
0:33.9	It's good still.
0:35.2	Yep.
0:35.7	At least there's no animals heartless, too.
0:38.4	Never the heart.
0:39.5	Robot dinosaurs might be useful.
0:42.2	You have my authorizations.
0:53.7	The Mourning Stream.
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