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The Morning Stream

TMS 2376: Sorry Dead People!

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

The Duke of Earl of Sandwich. Doves Are Pigeons Too! Titillating Titanium Talk. If I Could Just Use Your Chicken. Chink in the armor, lovingly. Mr and Mrs Coitus. Come Together Right Now Beauty Queens (The Beatles). Males Don't Have the Nice Round Butt. The Black Crystal. Hacksaw Guerrilla. His Tae Kwan Do is better than your Tae Kwan Don't. Do spiders have brains cuz I like really wanted to know. I Can Smell the Churros! Brazen Brazing with Bill. Why spiders are trying to kill you with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Coming up on TMS, the duke of Earl of Sandwich.

0:02.9

Dubs or pigeons too?

0:04.4

Tidilating titanium talk.

0:06.4

If I could just use your chicken?

0:08.4

Chink in the armor, lovingly.

0:10.1

Mr. and Mrs. Coitus.

0:11.6

Come together, right now.

0:14.0

Beauty queens.

0:14.9

Males don't have the nice round butt.

0:16.6

The black crystal.

0:18.3

Hacksaw Guerrero.

0:19.6

His taekwondo is better than your taekwondo.

0:22.6

Do spiders have brains because I really like wanted to know?

0:26.8

I can smell the churros.

0:28.5

Brazen, brazing with Bill.

0:29.9

Why spiders are trying to kill you with Bobby and Moore

0:32.7

on this episode of The Morning Stream?

0:34.7

Why do people play rock paper scissors?

0:38.9

Stupid, stupid game.

0:41.8

It does not work.

0:44.1

The logic is really not right.

0:46.0

The following scene is a simulation, but it might have happened.

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