TMS 2369: Always Assume Spider

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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I don't like Fish peeeeee teaaaaaaa. You Can Stand Under My Novella. Teddy Bears, Nipples, and Gold Bikinis. You Require More Ingots! A Clump of Teens and a Wad of Kids. Dunaway Leaves a Floater. Take a Bite of the Greasy Denver. Jabba starts yankin the chain. What's Ask Jeeves doing these days. You know he had answers. YOU get Covid, Brian gets hair. Recommentals with Scott, Bobby and literally nobody else and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, I don't like fish PT.
0:03.8	You can stand under my novella.
0:05.6	Teddy bears, nipples, and gold bikinis.
0:08.4	You require more ingots.
0:10.1	A clump of teens and a wad of kids.
0:12.7	Dunno why it leaves a floater.
0:14.0	Take a bite of the greasy Denver.
0:15.9	Jabba starts yanking the chain.
0:18.2	What's ass jeez doing these days?
0:20.4	You know he had answers.
0:21.6	You get COVID, Brian gets hair.
0:24.0	Recommendals with Scott, Bobby, and literally no one else
0:27.4	on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:29.9	Today, the animal communication movement is quietly exploding.
0:34.2	Thousands of people now say they can communicate with animals.
0:38.0	And these communicators don't claim to have mystical powers.
0:41.8	They are not particularly psychic.
0:44.2	They are just ordinary folks who have learned
0:46.7	to listen to what animals have to say to them.
0:49.3	Penicism, boobies, and whatnot.
0:50.9	No morning stream, the beast with a million eyes.
1:05.1	By just last week, I had my entire car, million eyes.
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