TMS 2368: The Replacement Jedi

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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My Ears are a Foot Apart? The Call Is Coming From Inside The Hearse. It came in a flesh box. Backyard Men. BBQ-Anon. Dirty Diseased Denverites. Limp Early Day. Darrell was Skeletor the whole time! How Many Condoms can YOU Fit in a Pumpkin? Blockbuster multiverse theory. Paying the Brass Tax with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, my ears are a foot apart.
0:03.1	The call is coming from inside the hearse.
0:05.4	It came in a flesh box.
0:07.5	Back, yard, men, all right?
0:10.0	BBQ and on.
0:11.3	Dirty diseased denverites.
0:13.1	Limp early day.
0:14.4	Darryl was Skeletor the whole time.
0:16.7	I knew it.
0:17.2	How many condoms can you fit in a pumpkin?
0:19.8	Blockbuster Multiverse Theory.
0:21.7	Playing the brass tax with Bill and Moore
0:24.0	on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:26.6	Woke up this morning.
0:29.0	Got some garbage.
0:32.0	Then I woke up the next day and got some garbage.
0:36.3	Hi, I'm Ruma Klanahan, and I'm just
0:39.0	about to host this video on the loving care of your cat.
0:41.9	The Morning Stream.
0:52.4	Morning Stream.
0:53.5	The Morning Stream.
0:55.4	If God was a villain, he would have been me.
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