TMS 2358: Pins & Pens

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2022

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

I Always Cry When I Exit a Vagina. Safety Peens. I Specialize in Quickdraw McGraw. TMS: Now with 100% more grandpa. Junk Drawer Flex. Airport crocs. Turn Your Mouth into Your Butthole. Ana DeNaked. Healthy as a Pumpkin at Harvest. This Cannon is LOADED. Somebody With Some Seed. Discharge Rates and Dry Areas. The scent of Musk with Tom. Farts On Demand With Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, I always cry when I exit a vagina.
0:03.5	Heh, heh, heh, heh, safety peans.
0:05.6	I specialize in quick draw McGraw.
0:08.1	TMS.
0:08.9	Now with a hundred percent more grandpa.
0:11.1	Drunk drawer flex.
0:12.7	Airport Crocs.
0:13.7	Turn your mouth into a butthole.
0:15.0	On a denaken.
0:15.8	Healthy as a pumpkin at harvest.
0:17.6	This cannon is loaded.
0:19.6	Somebody with some seed.
0:21.3	Discharge rates in dry areas.
0:23.2	The scent of musk with tom.
0:25.2	Farts on demand with Randy and more.
0:27.6	On this episode of...
0:29.4	The Morning Stream.
0:30.8	Valentine's Day's coming.
0:32.4	Oh crap.
0:33.6	I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
0:35.0	That's what we call the pump.
0:48.9	For a ghost, you bleed just fine.
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