TMS 2357: Spaceship On A Stick

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Taylor goes in, baby comes out. Can't explain that! Point me in the Direction of your Schlongsleiger. For room service, press 2. For corpse removal, press 3. Ball-Bearings of Chocolate. I don't like spreadable MEEEEEEAAAAAT! Grimace, ribbed for your pleasure. Who the hell is Tyler?? The Five Dollar F Me. Firm Buns for My Organ Meat. Jabber Jaw Jujitsu Jerks. Fiddle Brian's Knobs! Don't give this man scissors. Buy a Jet and Eat a Pig. Getting Grounded with Bill. Bag O Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Coming up on TMS, Taylor goes in, baby comes out. You can't explain that.
0:04.6	Point me in the direction of your Schlangeleiger.
0:06.8	For room service, press two. For corpse removal, press three.
0:11.1	Ball bearings of chocolate.
0:12.7	I don't like spreadable meat!
0:15.9	Grimmis, ribbed for your pleasure.
0:17.8	Who the hell is Tyler?
0:19.0	The five dollar F-me.
0:20.6	Firm buns for my organ meat.
0:22.5	Jabberjaju jitsu jerks.
0:24.4	Fiddle Brian's knobs.
0:26.1	Don't give this man scissors.
0:27.5	Buy a jet and eat a pig.
0:29.1	Getting grounded with Bill.
0:30.6	Pago science with Bobby and Moore.
0:32.5	On this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:35.2	And in the play, you can obtain leading brands of cigarettes and confectioners.
0:40.8	Damn pagans must be living on no-dos.
0:53.2	I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
0:57.2	This is The Morning Stream.
1:06.0	Good morning, everyone. Welcome to TMS.
1:08.2	Tuesday, October 4th, 2022.
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